- I cannot for sure stereotype this but I am pretty positive all of Europe is extremely dehydrated. Between their tiny glasses and lots of vino I do not understand how they get their 8 glasses of water a day.
- We look like tourists simply by the water bottles we bring to restaurants so we don't have to pay the 8 francs per bottle Pelligrino.
- Free refills do not exist
- Paragliding instructors who also skydive do not partake in night sledding because it is that dangerous... whoopsie missed that memo
- McDonald's serves shrimp and chicken wings and it costs 15 francs for a combo meal
- There is no dollar menu :(
- You can buy cheap very cute earrings from a consignment store for 1 franc!! WOo now all I have to do is sterilize.
- Someone thought I was French, then Italian... then American. I think I am mastering the art of blending in!
- Mustard/mayo/and any sauce comes in a toothpaste like container. I actually like this European method. No one looks at mayonnaise in a jar and thinks yum white lard.
- Chocolate fondue is an American creation. In Switzerland it is a very potent Swiss cheese base with some alcohol mixed in. It was an interesting experience, but I cannot handle a pot of melted cheese in front of me. (What is the breed of dog that will eat it self to death?)
**If you have any questions or rumors you would like me to clear up just leave me a comment & I will investigate!
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